I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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