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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What happened?....

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He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....

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(516): View more from New York

Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology

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(616): View more from Michigan

Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight

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(440): View more from Ohio

Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.

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(925): View more from California

WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?

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(845): View more from New York

Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.

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