Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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