I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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