just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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