i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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