i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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