Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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