if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so let's talk penis.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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