1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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