thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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