Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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