I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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