yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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