She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
