I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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