She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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