White coat. Heels.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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