I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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