sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I love having hate sex.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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