I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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