I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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