he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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