did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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