Where is the hickey?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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