I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
