whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He better not be in your backpack
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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