i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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