I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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