so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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