did you get engaged???
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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