I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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