I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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