My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just google imaged poop.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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