There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.