Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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