So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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