sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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