she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
