I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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