So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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