is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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