do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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