these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
