i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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