My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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