Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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