No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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