i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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