4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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