yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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