so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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